Baby Shower Present Perfection:

AUCTION HAS ENDED. The winner is PAWZPLAY. (I'll be in touch, pawz). This one's for Carol.

Please can we seriously ignore those pesky baby registries and get such lovely one-of-a-kinds as this combo-stash for our new mom friend instead? The always generous lassies at Momspit are offering for this bid 2 bottles of their delightful no-rinse cleanser (7 oz. and 2oz). Momspit: it's inspired by the original! It's also a fabulous cleaner-upper for the tot's chocolate milk mustache or grubby digits, and the winner here gets to pick from 3 options: lemon&white tea, fig&green tea, and unscented if you're quite weird and don't like lovely smells. Also up for grabs, the lovely Leigh of Least Likely 2 Breed is offering her amusingly named Bad Ass Booty Balm, a diaper cream containing more than just a witty name: with such ingredients as chamomile, zinc oxide and something exotically named emu oil, you can be sure this balm is more than mere sassy packaging. I should mention that it also contains Helichrysum Essential Oil, a crazy expensive oil with very strong anti-inflammatory properties. And I'd like to add that Leigh came to me courtesy of my favorite parenting site, Offsprung. A fun and funny place to hang if you're up late at night with a breastfeeding babe. Hey, Sarah Palin should come too! Sarah, you belong with us. Not in the White House...k?

*Generously donated by Momspit and Least Likely 2 Breed.*

Combined retail value: $27. Bidding starts at $10. Don't know how to bid? Check bidding rules. Scroll for more live auctions!