Thursday, March 13, 2008

Rock Star Name Generator

This is hilarious.

Input your name in this search engine and it will tell you what your rock star name should be. Apparently mine should be "Brock Ash." Um, okay. And it says Crabtot should become "Izzy Jones" when she takes to the stage. And my rap star name? Maya Tricky. Erm. Yep.

What about yours? Better yet, your offspring's?

16 comments:

Mary Anna said...

My 3-year-old son is Lex Mercury. Rock on witcha bad self!

Crabmommy said...

lex mercury. badaaaaaaaasssss!

Mamma Sarah said...

My son Alex is Damien Walsh, mine is Nora Wood and my husband's is Marc Vicious. Too funny!

Ravi said...

The rap star names are where it's at. Mine's "Daddy Bastard".

Yeah Boyyyyyyyyyy!

Matter Of Fact Mommy said...

I'm Sydney Stanley. borrrrrrinng. My son is Billy Paul.

I, too prefer his rap name of Biz One. LOL!

tonypark said...

Mary anna, we may be related. My rockstar name is Ry Mercury. I like the Ry bit, but Mercury sounds a bit gay (not that there's anything wrong with that).

My country star name was Robert E. Holt, which sounds more like my chartered accountant name.

My rap name was a very boring OG Mark. I can't see some called OG Mark being surrounded by hos or carrying a cop killer, can you?

Alexis said...

I'm Coral Bliss and the tot is, strangely, Sydney Bliss. Are we a mother and daughter rock band?

Alexis said...

Ooh, I love my country name: Dakota Burnette! The tot's rap name is Chanel Cherry, which is just kind of gross.

skape7 said...

Our best names were Rock and Rap- For rock, mine - "Harmony Steele" and Miss T's - "China Black" and rap, mine "Funky Sweet"
And Miss T's - "Cool Capri"

Yo.

campgirl said...

After doing this I've come to the conclusion that we're not Rock Stars...no, we're a family of Porn Stars: Sheryl Bliss; Eden Styler; Kiana Sweet; and Tanya Ambrosia.

crabmommy said...

campgirl I think you're right. porn, not rock. They need to add a tab to that search engine.

Loving wife, slightly hysterical mother said...

well lets see, I'm apparently Nikki Slick and the boys are Oz Rex and Heath Jones :-)

Jerseygirl89 said...

My poor son got Gene Nash. Sounds like a country star to me. But my daughter got Cyndi Jett, which could work. I'll be Loreena Steele, apparently. I like yours better.

bombaygirl said...

Pop=Sandy Singer, Rock=Sheena Steele, Rap=Sass Sweet, and Country=Roni Pearl. Oh yeah. Luuurve them all.

Charlotte said...

I'm Tempest Cherry. I love it.

Found you via the SA Blog Awards by the way. I'm an expat doing time in Germany.

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