Sunday, June 1, 2008

Swagilicious! MOMSPIT Giveaway

[And the winner is Wynnster. Yay! Congrats! Wynnster, please email me your mailing address in the next 24 hours otherwise I'm gonna give your Momspit away to another mama.]

Why is it every time I post for you guys you're mad at me?

But I feel it. The anger. Half of you are mad to be reading yet another cheap-shot giveaway post as Crabslutty attempts to lure new readers to her now-shallow contentless site. The other half of you are mad because this giveaway is late. Either way, like parenthood itself, one can't win: one is always doing something wrong, especially when one is Crabmommy.

Anyhoo, WHATEVS, people. If y'all can't be happy with me, at least may some of you be hot-damned happy with what I bring to the table today from our old friends over at Momspit. Yes, it's been a long and happy road for the Momspitters, who started a while back with their humble product. They've now shot to fame and are appearing all the heck over the place in print and on TV. But they haven't forgotten their friends at Crabmommy and are giving away to one lucky lass a luscious "Happy Couple" Momspit duo: one 7 oz bottle of Momspit and one 2 oz both trailing a luscious green tea and fig scent after each application to the tot's dirt-smeared visage.

Some of you are saying "Whaaa?" And to you I say the following:

Momspit: it's a universal no-rinse cleanser inspired by the original concept of mom who licks a finger to clean her child's face. It's easy to use, contains no alcohol, mousses brilliantly, moisturizes gently, and absorbs quickly. It's not gel. It's not sanitizer. But it works smashingly and smells like heaven. More precisely, it smells like green tea & fig. And there's also a lemon and white tea scent too. Yummy!

So, mom-vultures, put your name in the hat by writing a short and dull or long and sassy comment (each counts equally) and I will select a winner very late on Monday night/Tues crack o'dawn. Whereupon that winner will have 24 hours to contact me by mail. 'Kay? Grand!

As for Crabmom content, after a pointy week, which included yet another weekend trip to Ikea for NO reason other than the free childcare reprieve, I'll return with something flossier by Tuesday. And over at my bloglet today: dinner as a family. Do we do it? Hell no. Do you?

So...do you want in?

18 comments:

Yvie said...

Momspit...if I haven't checked out the website, I wouldn't have believed that it's a real product. But, if it were available here, I'll probably gonna try it.

It'll probably help me with wiping my baby's face whenever he eats his favorite sweets.

dervishmama said...

Ooh, pick me, pick me! I...and my poor baby boy are so horrified by my own spit wiping practices,I used to dread it when my own mom did that to me...but I really cant help myself...something in the mommy gene I guess . It would all be so much more highbrow and "palatable" if it smelled like green tea and fig...yum!

julianne said...

I want in. Even though my husband said I had truly entered the ranks of motherhood when I first wiped baby's face with my spit.

kim said...

ummm, YES! I am in. Myself, and my poor dirty twins thank you for bringing such a product to our attention

girlsmom said...

What a clever name for their product! I am one to use a licked finger guiltily, but in a pinch it does the trick. I wanna get me some of that stuff! Thanks for the link.

Mary Anna said...

You mean if I get this I don't have to use the inside of the bottom of my shirt's hem ever again to wash faces on the go? I'm so in!

Wynnster said...

Wait I can use this instead of dogspit to clean the kids? Every time I need to bathe one I just cover them in jam and let the dog go to work, but this might be ok too

cathy said...

LOVE the name Momspit! I'd buy it just for the name - but I'd rather get it for free.

PennyRoo said...

It seems I only remember to wash my kids' faces after we're already out in public in front of judgmental strangers. It's kind of like how I only realize when someone comes by unexpectedly what a mess my house is.

I need some Momspit.

Hotmama said...

Oh, I'm supposed to use something besides my own saliva to clean my daughter's face? Who Knew!?!?!
Momspit will probably mask the scent of fast food and dirt mixed with the cheapo lotion I use on her skin. Because I attempt to follow the "36 hour rule" when it comes to bathing/filth removal (call it what you will) the delightful scent of momspit (other than mine) would be a welcome addition to our diaper bag...
Do you know if it removes the round crusty milk goatee that an almost 3-year old gets from falling asleep in the car with a bottle?

Anonymous said...

If'n I win, my daughter will thank you. She's always been totally grossed out by my attempts to wipe face-smudges with my spit. And, really, who can blame her? We wouldn't try to clean our friends' or spouses' faces with our saliva, would we?

From Supkay (I registered but I can't remember my password and I'm too lazy to retrieve it)

iubaker1 said...

Sounds like a fabolous product - I am constantly arriving at places and relaize that my child looks like she has rolled around with the dogs.

lace said...

Just the other day, I noticed how dirty the girl's hands were and had nothing to clean them with. I'd like some spit!

skape7 said...

Pick me!

Lani ~ The Wooden Porch said...

I can't stop laughing over the TAMPON CRAFT!!!!! My girlfriend and I have got to do that with our kids this summer. She has all boys. What a hoot!

(Hey, and by the way, you need to pick me, K? Thanks.)

Hil'Lesha said...

I'd love to win. :)

that girl said...

Love the name - too cute. I would love to win this! Even though I think my kids and I both know it will end up under the seat in the car and I will inevitably lick my hand and go to town when the need arises instead of searching the car.. But it would be great for the first day or two..and also to make other moms feel inadequate at the ballfield. k?

Xan said...

Oh man, I could definitely use some of that, having birthed a child destined to have a perpetually dirty face.