Wednesday, November 7, 2007

Crabtot Recommends

I've been boozing it up in Kentucky this weekend so have been remiss in not posting since making my pronouncements on the Art of Naming Corey Feldman's child. I trust you all missed me terribly, but that the Myanmar flip-flops did well to tide you over.

Now I just have way too many spiders to kill today so may I politely suggest hot-clicking it over to Cookie to read what Crabtot recommends for bedtime reading. And if that doesn't quite hit the spot, perhaps you'd like to watch a delightfully creepy video embedded in this post about infants learning to swim. Seriously, has to be seen to be believed.

In this promo flick, an infant floats on water, an action accomplished by shunting his leg round and round in a swimming pool in an extremely creepy and yet impressive manner, and then bobbing like a cork for five entire minutes. Until his very creepy evangelist/porn star father/instructor charges in to rescue him. Honestly the whole thing, from concept to execution, is scarier than Tom Cruise's bangs (thanks Adrianne for pointing that one out to me).

2 comments:

Matter Of Fact Mommy said...

holy freakshow, batman! i just watched the super freaky swim video. okay, the whole thing is mortifying... but i couldn't help but notice the music. WTF.

CRUSTYBEEF said...

I'm scared to watch as a mom, but I will lest I learn one more thing on how to mess up my kids. :)
Always,
Crusty~
Welcome back..boozing it up is always fun. :)