Lunchbox Banana Condom

Imagine sending your child off to school with one of these in his lunchbox: http://bananabunker.com/

When he is expelled from school for bringing sex toys, or when he is BRUTALLY MOCKED, at least he can say, "My banana is fresher than yours!"

Back at home, Mum rests easy knowing she has packed the absolute best lunch, in the best possible way. Love is... a fresh banana. Super!

Thanks to Adrianne for the link.