Banana Condom Revisited

I just can't get enough of the banana condom, especially the following text from the "Banana Bunker" website, which tells us something about the product creator:

"Paul is a tremendously creative individual, with a focus on Product Design accumulating over 9 patents over the last few years on products for the house wares industry. The most successful of those products is the Banana Bunker, which will transform the way individuals will treat his or her own diet, allowing consumers to eat healthier. Even in this fast paced economy, these products create the possibility of eating fresh fruit whenever the consumer wishes."

What the hell does the economy have to do with putting a dildo on a banana, Paul? You are tremendously creative though. No question about that. And I love that you have a real goal in life: to "create the possibility of eating fresh fruit whenever the consumer wishes." Syntax aside, you've really nailed a gap in the market, Paul. Up until now -- with the advent of your banana sheath -- the consumer just hasn't had access the possibility of eating fresh fruit whenever the consumer wishes. But all that is changing as we speak. FINALLY!

More non-banana-related posts to come, I assure you.