tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3995876652383238082.post4874381370778374666..comments2023-08-28T05:35:23.205-07:00Comments on Crabmommy: Multimedia Mommy, or, Get Out of My Inbox with your Totspam!Crabmommyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06167006707545335140noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3995876652383238082.post-79302065611452329762007-07-12T21:19:00.000-07:002007-07-12T21:19:00.000-07:00I love this. I once went to a playgroup-- an entir...I love this. I once went to a playgroup-- an entire hellish story in itself-- and ended up on their mass-email list.<BR/><BR/>I had more "Baby kayla is going to be a big sister" emails than I'd like to admit.<BR/><BR/>And sometimes, I did want to email her back and say she looked fat.<BR/><BR/>@ Apples on a stick: I once received an email from a Very Christian Woman describing the Very Christian Sex she and her husband were having. Why she would share this with a random stranger is beyond me.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3995876652383238082.post-65926824630583463472007-07-03T20:53:00.000-07:002007-07-03T20:53:00.000-07:00Look, peeps, I have to say in my crabocrite way: i...Look, peeps, I have to say in my crabocrite way: it's not like I've not sent out jpeg-laden emails of our miracle to fam and friends. But I always obey the rules: scale down and consider carefully your recipients. Crabhub, on the other hand, has been known to lob more than a few snaps of the child to basically everyone in his address book. He's been the Multimedia Daddy, at least when it comes to the offenses of numerous jpeggery. But I have worked on him and I think he has definitely improved. Or lost interest. Or is too tired. or all of the above.crabmommyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08126119863662468820noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3995876652383238082.post-14206793305162513672007-07-01T20:36:00.000-07:002007-07-01T20:36:00.000-07:00I think I have BEEN an MM...now I have three kids ...I think I have BEEN an MM...now I have three kids and I just don't care!!!!<BR/><BR/>*giggle*<BR/><BR/>Seriously, we all get a little excited at FIRST, but there's a limit. If I HAPPEN to snap a really good picture of the girls, I will send it out to the family and friends that are likely to actually CARE. NOT EVERYONE..and not usually the ones that also have small children. They already think THEIR kids are cute, right?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3995876652383238082.post-27399855185121265672007-06-29T07:22:00.000-07:002007-06-29T07:22:00.000-07:00I think the doc was screwing with her because he k...I think the doc was screwing with her because he knew she was coo coo for coco puffs.<BR/><BR/>I'm imagining him and the other docs in the doctors' lounge (kind of like the teachers' lounge), ripping drunk, bragging how they used "weepingly beautiful" and "the perfection of God's own hand" on their needy patients.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3995876652383238082.post-79271965736678924042007-06-28T18:37:00.000-07:002007-06-28T18:37:00.000-07:00I have a few people I need to send this post to. ...I have a few people I need to send this post to. But they probably wouldn't see themselves in it anyway. <BR/><BR/>Oh well, at least there's comfort in knowing there are other Inboxes out there that are filled with this stuff too!<BR/><BR/>Jane, P&B GirlsAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3995876652383238082.post-81193562703046631512007-06-28T10:32:00.000-07:002007-06-28T10:32:00.000-07:00what about a doctor who refers to the 100th baby h...what about a doctor who refers to the 100th baby heart he has seen in a sonogram that week as "weepingly" beautiful. all too strange.Karen Stead Baigriehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08705450979066213613noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3995876652383238082.post-44954595869484559372007-06-27T18:01:00.000-07:002007-06-27T18:01:00.000-07:00Crabmommy, you are such a gift. As my motherhood j...Crabmommy, you are such a gift. As my motherhood journey takes me into toddler hell, i am so blessed to have your blog. My tot remains PERFECT even when he's growling like a rabid dog, scratching off his face and flailing himself into sharp corners during a WEEPINGLY BEAUTIFUL tantrum. Did I mention what a fucking gift you are?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3995876652383238082.post-27954167572389684602007-06-27T06:36:00.000-07:002007-06-27T06:36:00.000-07:00*shaking head* Amazing that this is her SECOND ch...*shaking head* Amazing that this is her SECOND child... I wonder how she was when she had her first... I bet it was worse. *shudder*Doc's Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00132862073415528786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3995876652383238082.post-42749595153769374542007-06-26T22:43:00.000-07:002007-06-26T22:43:00.000-07:00Sweet suffering mother of god! Just give me her a...Sweet suffering mother of god! Just give me her address, and <I>I'll</I> kill her.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3995876652383238082.post-36292087634010886862007-06-26T20:07:00.000-07:002007-06-26T20:07:00.000-07:00snicker, snicker. Someone else out there has the ...snicker, snicker. <BR/><BR/>Someone else out there has the same name as me and so I get her email a LOT. I once got pictures of someone getting proposed too. I get her work emails all the time too. Totally strange.<BR/><BR/>Thankfully only my family sends me pictures of their kids and I have no problem deleting some of them without ever opening them.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3995876652383238082.post-84112969415599555062007-06-26T19:46:00.000-07:002007-06-26T19:46:00.000-07:00I know of what you speak. I've known people who ha...I know of what you speak. I've known people who have had to change email addresses, move to other towns, have plastic surgery, go into the witness protection program to escape the grasping tentacles of the spam-mad mommy. It is not a pretty thing.Inky Ink Inc.https://www.blogger.com/profile/09801460274457085630noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3995876652383238082.post-5677307140297369722007-06-26T16:48:00.000-07:002007-06-26T16:48:00.000-07:00I once had a work acquaintance (only had maybe thr...I once had a work acquaintance (only had maybe three phone/email conversations TOTAL with the guy prior) send me a lovely photo of his child halfway born...<BR/><BR/>By C-section.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com